Your Dungeon Is Racist

  Your Dungeon Is Racist has RPG reporters on the ground, ready to investigate stories of interest to the gaming community. You've probably already heard about the threatening email sent to Wizard Towers Games, instructing them to disavow TSR Games and their convention or else trans activists along with other far-left harassers will be forced to ruin both game companies. Here is Wizard Towers Games' response. Apparently, there's another anonymous email being sent around to random gamers, targeting them for not doing more to protect the vulnerable and marginalized trans community. Below is the transcript... Dear Bigots, If you do not bend to our will and say whatever we force you to say, the entire people of alphabet will come after you with everything we have. How can you prove your solidarity and escape utter annihilation?  Easy!  Your Dungeon Master must have either a woman's penis or man's vagina in their mouth at least 50% of every D&D session (while also ma...

  Today, we have a special surprise on Your Dungeon Is Racist ... a guest post by SexyTeKuvMa69.  What can I tell you about this piece?  It's a vibe. Tales From The Current Year Summer beats down on the grimy and dilapidated tapestry of urban decay with the force of a second Hiroshima. Across the pot-holed streets an exhausted gay pride parade tortuously waddles along to the ragged cheers of a starving audience, compelled by the watchful eyes of heavily armed trust & safety storm troops in biker leathers and animal costumes. Occluded by the smoke of fires that no one will put out, great billboards display flashing montages of hard-core gay pornography in reflex pantomime of the old commercials, now a mandatory part of every news broadcast and primary schoolers’ education. In a thundering babel of Swahili, Turkish, Han, Spanish, Hebrew and Esperanto, the news is blared across the street by repurposed air-raid sirens, triumphantly announcing the construction of three ab...

  The end is nigh! It's hard to know what to think these days.  That's why we should all be grateful when our thinking is done for us. I, like many others, were under the impression that gaming was a leisure activity, a hobby, perhaps even something akin to a religious experience.  Little did I know that roleplaying was literally a life or death decision. According to  some guy on YouTube, if you insist on wasting your time with non-D&D 5th edition games, the world will end and human beings will die horribly in unquenchable fire. Logically, this makes perfect sense... if you think about it. You see, Wizards of the Coast (owned by Hasbro) makes a lot of money... but not all the money.  5e is also extremely popular, but is not played by everyone.  People doing their own thing is bad.  Money is good.  You should want more of it or, at least, to be nearer to it, and playing 5e... makes the money... more... because Critical Role... and cultural si...

  In honor of the Exalted Funeral discord calling someone who posted a pic of his new Cha'alt books a "nazi supporter" after banning him, I've created a list of ways you can tell if someone actually is a nazi.  Enjoy! If you've ever liked or supported Venger Satanis and his various works, then you might be a nazi. If you've never said that you wanted to punch someone because they were a nazi, you might be a nazi.   If you don't categorize those with whom you disagree as inhuman and/or evil, you might be a nazi. If you've ever looked at an encounter, mentally scratched it out, and replaced it with your own ideas, you might be a nazi. If you've never considered including a gay wedding in your D&D campaign, you might be a nazi. If your party of adventurers doesn't spend half their game time writing love notes or slow dancing or cuddling by the campfire followed by heavy petting, you might be a nazi. If, on the other hand, the PCs are more int...