Your Dungeon Is Racist

  It's tough to keep up with all the proposed changes for 6th edition Dungeons & Dragons.   Luckily, we've got someone working the street-corner.  He knows all the angles and how to make the boys come to the yard. With any luck, 6e will be the gayest D&D yet, with equity, diversity, and inclusion for all... except straight white males - fuck those nazis! Without further ado... 6e will have an all-new spell list including Bigby's Compelled Fist of Solidarity. The critical alignment system will be composed of Oppressor and Oppressed. 6e D&D will be removing rations from the game and replacing them with bread lines (and everyone will have to openly acknowledge that bread lines are a good thing). The only contested rolls will be whether you can convey joy to the state while starving. 6e will be changing the name of the fighter class to "antifi", which means anti-fighter... despite actually being a fighter.  AC bonus if your cause is morally correct. Low te

  After 2016, we've been searching under every rock, social media group, and white-identity organization we could find.   Long story short, it's been nearly impossible to find any actual nazis in 2021... until now! Yes, calling for mayo monkey white folk possums to be unapologetically sent to the gas chamber counts.  Explanation video here!   The staff at Your Dungeon Is Racist were as surprised as you, but calling for racial genocide definitely makes the cut.  Nazis found, everyone.  Woohoo! Only one hiccup.  The nazis are black. That's... unfortunate.  The best we can hope for is that half the Mayo Monkeys Gotta Go movement are undercover FBI agents. Oh yeah, one more thing - congratulations finding the nazis, Twitter, and helping to bring these racial supremacists to justice. VS p.s. I know, this doesn't have anything to do with gaming.  Sorry.