Your Dungeon Is Racist

  Happy Halloween, Motherfuckers!

  Learn to code? Nah.  Learn to game design, instead! Hey YOU, I just launched my 23rd Kickstarter this morning.  Game Master like a fucking God!   Here's the link, hoss. Thanks and share it, VS

  Based on what I read from the publisher's blurb ... You work at a coffeeshop near the campus of a magical university, trying to get customers' drink orders right and deal with other matters, like monsters hidden in the newsstand.   Yeah... I don't think I need to give any commentary on this.  It speaks for itself. VS

  It's tough to keep up with all the proposed changes for 6th edition Dungeons & Dragons.   Luckily, we've got someone working the street-corner.  He knows all the angles and how to make the boys come to the yard. With any luck, 6e will be the gayest D&D yet, with equity, diversity, and inclusion for all... except straight white males - fuck those nazis! Without further ado... 6e will have an all-new spell list including Bigby's Compelled Fist of Solidarity. The critical alignment system will be composed of Oppressor and Oppressed. 6e D&D will be removing rations from the game and replacing them with bread lines (and everyone will have to openly acknowledge that bread lines are a good thing). The only contested rolls will be whether you can convey joy to the state while starving. 6e will be changing the name of the fighter class to "antifi", which means anti-fighter... despite actually being a fighter.  AC bonus if your cause is morally correct. Low ...

  The end is nigh! It's hard to know what to think these days.  That's why we should all be grateful when our thinking is done for us. I, like many others, were under the impression that gaming was a leisure activity, a hobby, perhaps even something akin to a religious experience.  Little did I know that roleplaying was literally a life or death decision. According to  some guy on YouTube, if you insist on wasting your time with non-D&D 5th edition games, the world will end and human beings will die horribly in unquenchable fire. Logically, this makes perfect sense... if you think about it. You see, Wizards of the Coast (owned by Hasbro) makes a lot of money... but not all the money.  5e is also extremely popular, but is not played by everyone.  People doing their own thing is bad.  Money is good.  You should want more of it or, at least, to be nearer to it, and playing 5e... makes the money... more... because Critical Role... and cultural si...