Your Dungeon Is Racist

  Eldritch, gonzo, science-fantasy, post-apocalypse, humor, sleaze, pop-culture, and grindhouse exploitation! It's gonna be a Cha'alt summer, y'all... Get your hardcover Cha'alt books now . Enjoy, VS

  Thanks for visiting.  The conservative resistance is real, and we're in an election year.  Don't turn your back on politicians, the media, or deep state bureaucracy for a moment, hoss! I rarely update this blog, but every now and again...  VS p.s. Not only meet, talk, eat, and drink, but game with me and dozens of other based RPG dudes at VENGER CON III: Revenge of the OSR this July in Madison, WI.   Grab your weekend badge here!

  Dear totalitarian fuck-heads (an open letter to Leyline Press), Your attempt to silence, cancel, deplatform, demonetize, and fire those with differing political views is disgusting and indicative of an ideology that cannot sustain itself.  Your fragility in the face of facts and logic only shows how weak-sauce your views truly are. If the woke SJWs had such good ideas, they could stand up to scrutiny.  Why, they might even be self-evident... but they're not.  Inclusion, diversity, and equity is part of the larger Marxist agenda to turn our great nation into a Communist shithole.   Don't support companies that blacklist workers for taking jobs at non-woke companies.  Since we can't keep politics out of gaming, we must never give money to those who hate us. It's ironic how the left keeps calling normal, conservative, center-right, centrist moderates, and classical liberals (like James Raggi IV of Lamentations of the Flame Princess fame) "nazis" becaus...

  I have risen! Big thanks going out to Neckbeardia for the Cha'alt: Fuchsia Malaise   video , and this cool image you see before you on this fine China Town day.  Not sure why I slipped into Big Trouble In Little China mode, but yeah... Thanks, VS p.s.  If you haven't yet purchased your hardcover Cha'alt trilogy tomes,  get them here!   Also, this July in Madison, WI is the 2nd annual VENGER CON ... attendance is limited, so  grab your ticket here!

  Learn to code? Nah.  Learn to game design, instead! Hey YOU, I just launched my 23rd Kickstarter this morning.  Game Master like a fucking God!   Here's the link, hoss. Thanks and share it, VS

  Hey guys, Help support the few times a year I post stuff on this blog by purchasing one or more gorgeous, professionally printed, limited edition, signed, and numbered hardcover Cha'alt books! Details over here! Merry Cha'altmas, VS

  Got this from a Cha'alt review over  here .  Lol

  Every administration, ushered in by the President, has a word or phrase that exemplifies their agenda.   Obama had Hope.  Trump had MAGA.  Biden's was Unity.  Little did we know that when "unity" tumbled out of his geriatric mouth like a half-eaten meatball, it meant something else.  Biden's idea of unity is everyone doing what their told. It's going to be another loooooong two years.  Hang on to your hat... you may need to eat it.  Hey, better than the bugs, right? Have a great weekend,  VS

  Psychocosm, motherfucker!

  Has the Madison, WI game store gone from virtue signaling to grooming children into alternative gender, sex, and lifestyle choices?   We'll let you be the judge... Here's the Facebook link. Reject modernity; embrace tradition with VENGER CON this July - also in Madison, WI.   Convention details and tickets available here! Enjoy, VS

  Welcome to the new reality...

 

  To all my friends at the Kiwi Farms!  ;) VS

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  __________ Hey, if you haven't already, check out  Cha'alt: Chartreuse Shadows  and grab your ticket to this July's Madison, WI  VENGER CON ... exclusively old-school, OSR, and traditional RPGs.   Thanks for your continued support, hoss!  VS

  "Feelings are facts!"  ~  Cuck-Master 2000

  It's tough to keep up with all the proposed changes for 6th edition Dungeons & Dragons.   Luckily, we've got someone working the street-corner.  He knows all the angles and how to make the boys come to the yard. With any luck, 6e will be the gayest D&D yet, with equity, diversity, and inclusion for all... except straight white males - fuck those nazis! Without further ado... 6e will have an all-new spell list including Bigby's Compelled Fist of Solidarity. The critical alignment system will be composed of Oppressor and Oppressed. 6e D&D will be removing rations from the game and replacing them with bread lines (and everyone will have to openly acknowledge that bread lines are a good thing). The only contested rolls will be whether you can convey joy to the state while starving. 6e will be changing the name of the fighter class to "antifi", which means anti-fighter... despite actually being a fighter.  AC bonus if your cause is morally correct. Low ...

  After 2016, we've been searching under every rock, social media group, and white-identity organization we could find.   Long story short, it's been nearly impossible to find any actual nazis in 2021... until now! Yes, calling for mayo monkey white folk possums to be unapologetically sent to the gas chamber counts.  Explanation video here!   The staff at Your Dungeon Is Racist were as surprised as you, but calling for racial genocide definitely makes the cut.  Nazis found, everyone.  Woohoo! Only one hiccup.  The nazis are black. That's... unfortunate.  The best we can hope for is that half the Mayo Monkeys Gotta Go movement are undercover FBI agents. Oh yeah, one more thing - congratulations finding the nazis, Twitter, and helping to bring these racial supremacists to justice. VS p.s. I know, this doesn't have anything to do with gaming.  Sorry.

  Hi, My character is named Weenu.  Don't ask me about my class or alignment - it's none of your business.  We all have skills.  We are all valued members of the adventuring party community.  Morality is relative, everything is basically equal... cats and dogs should be able to legally get married and being a MAP (minor attracted person) is probably even better for environmental justice than heteronormative sexuality because systemic racism, queerbaiting, feminism, the patriarchy, cops, Kyle Rittenhouse, and climate change.   Weenu identifies as sword-wielding and mandolin strumming, loves chocolate, but most importantly wears khakis.  Their khakis is an important part of the character concept.  In fact, it's the main driving force behind their entire personality... just like me.  Assuming that I'm a bard is both transphobic and racist, and don't assume gender or sexual preference - flutter-shy pixie/orc fluid hemaphrodite and humiliated...