If You Don't Play D&D 5e, The World Dies
The end is nigh! It's hard to know what to think these days. That's why we should all be grateful when our thinking is done for us. I, like many others, were under the impression that gaming was a leisure activity, a hobby, perhaps even something akin to a religious experience. Little did I know that roleplaying was literally a life or death decision. According to some guy on YouTube, if you insist on wasting your time with non-D&D 5th edition games, the world will end and human beings will die horribly in unquenchable fire. Logically, this makes perfect sense... if you think about it. You see, Wizards of the Coast (owned by Hasbro) makes a lot of money... but not all the money. 5e is also extremely popular, but is not played by everyone. People doing their own thing is bad. Money is good. You should want more of it or, at least, to be nearer to it, and playing 5e... makes the money... more... because Critical Role... and cultural si...