Pro-Choice D&D

 

A woman's right to choose murder is so important in this day and age, especially when straight, cis-male non-orcs and non-drow are making decisions for birthing people throughout the Forgotten Realms, Wokeloft Heights, and wherever Sparkle Prom is taking place this year.

I mean, if breast-folk don't have the right to decide if they can murder a human being or not, what are we even doing with our diverse, inclusive, and equitable culture, am I right?

Without further ado, let's see what we have for your DnD gaymes this fall on the pro-choice front...

How about a random table to roll on after you've created your character with a rich 10-page backstory that everyone at the table (and even random strangers you meet online and at conventions) will want to hear about?

[D6] Murdered In The Womb

1. Your mother's career was really starting to go places, so she aborted you before you were born.  Create a new character.
2. Your mother was worried about getting too fat, stretch marks, and what might happen to her "beach body" if she carried you to term.  So, she aborted you.  Create a new character.
3. Your mother tried to have you aborted, but it didn't take for some reason.  +1 to Constitution for being so hardy, but -6 to self-esteem because, you know, your mom tried to abort you.
4. Your mother wanted to abort you but couldn't because of the totally unfair white supreme patriarchy.
5. Your mother wanted to keep you, but couldn't take care of you herself because she didn't have enough of that sweet, sweet white privilege.  You're adopted.
6. Your mother wanted you and kept you - but the fact that she didn't murder you is probably only due to systemic racism, so kill yourself and create a new character.  

Well, I hope this random table gives your gaymes that extra boost of girl-power bodily autonomy you've been missing.  ;)

Until then, be you... be unique!  Just don't have thoughts that stray from the church of secular progressivism orthodoxy.

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Ricardo Alja'azira

Staff writer for Your Dungeon Is Racist

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