You Might Be A Nazi...

 

In honor of the Exalted Funeral discord calling someone who posted a pic of his new Cha'alt books a "nazi supporter" after banning him, I've created a list of ways you can tell if someone actually is a nazi.  Enjoy!

• If you've ever liked or supported Venger Satanis and his various works, then you might be a nazi.
• If you've never said that you wanted to punch someone because they were a nazi, you might be a nazi.  
• If you don't categorize those with whom you disagree as inhuman and/or evil, you might be a nazi.
• If you've ever looked at an encounter, mentally scratched it out, and replaced it with your own ideas, you might be a nazi.
• If you've never considered including a gay wedding in your D&D campaign, you might be a nazi.
• If your party of adventurers doesn't spend half their game time writing love notes or slow dancing or cuddling by the campfire followed by heavy petting, you might be a nazi.
• If, on the other hand, the PCs are more interested in carnal knowledge of a sleazy variety when they're not exploring dungeons and battling foes, you might be a nazi.
•  If you've ever heard someone use a "micro-aggression", but decided to just let it go instead of getting in their face and correcting them... then you might be a nazi.
• If you're not even sure what a "micro-aggression" is, you might be a nazi.
• If you ever voted Adolph Hitler into power, supported his sweeping takeover of Germany, and approved of his foreign and domestic policies, you might be a nazi
• If you prevent PCs from dying more than once per session - especially if the PCs most definitely brought that shit down upon themselves, you might be a nazi.
• If you think people sitting around a table, or generally speaking, living their life, should be able to speak their mind freely without abuse, harassment, or the threat of cancellation, you might be a nazi.
• If you like or even approve of chainmail bikinis, you might be a nazi.
• If you've ever rewritten a published adventure so it was more sandbox than railroad, you might be a nazi.
• If you've ever identified as a green skinned, tentacled, alien humanoid, you might be a nazi.
• If you've ever quoted Conan proclaiming what is best in life, you might be a nazi.
• If you've never considered your character's pronouns, you might be a nazi.  
• If you've ever assumed a character's gender, you might be a nazi.
• If you haven't looked at your own character, wondering if their behavior was "problematic", you might be a nazi.
• If you routinely "colonize" dungeons or the subterranean dwellings of monsters, you might be a nazi.
• If you refer to weird creatures who want to eat you as "monsters", you might be a nazi.
• If you've been drawn into an unwanted political argument by simply talking about your character, you might be a nazi.
• When designing a tavern, if you aren't separating the non-white characters into their own special BIPOC section, away from the white folks, you might be a nazi.
• If you assume the evil races that populate your fantasy world are most likely evil by default, you might be a nazi.
• If half the NPCs in your fantasy world aren't LGBTQ+, you might be a nazi.
• If the banner of your noble house doesn't incorporate a rainbow, you might be a nazi.
• If you've heard rumors about someone, and decide to investigate what's true instead of continuing to spread those rumors, you might be a nazi.

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