Tears Over Spilled Coffee

 


Based on what I read from the publisher's blurb...

You work at a coffeeshop near the campus of a magical university, trying to get customers' drink orders right and deal with other matters, like monsters hidden in the newsstand.  

Yeah... I don't think I need to give any commentary on this.  It speaks for itself.

VS


Comments

Reu Writing said…
It’s a world the progressive liberal women’s study degree holders will be familiar with...
January 11, 2022 at 7:29 PM
Anonymous said…
One of your objectives is to clean the coffe machines. Seriously your all 1st lvl magic users have they never heardcof a cantrip? Btw you can calm down the mimic in the news stamd with a lulliby you don't even have to be a bard even WTF.
January 14, 2022 at 8:41 AM
Anonymous said…
It does seem to be taking the advice "write what you know" to an extreme.
January 15, 2022 at 9:17 AM
Andy H'Onimousse said…
I'm reading through it right, and honestly, I could see a starting adventure like this working. Just set it in a better plane—coughRavnicacough—and replace the glorified itinerary with some quality random tables, and your in business.
January 19, 2022 at 3:00 PM
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