Open Threat To The Community

 

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You've probably already heard about the threatening email sent to Wizard Towers Games, instructing them to disavow TSR Games and their convention or else trans activists along with other far-left harassers will be forced to ruin both game companies.

Here is Wizard Towers Games' response.

Apparently, there's another anonymous email being sent around to random gamers, targeting them for not doing more to protect the vulnerable and marginalized trans community. Below is the transcript...

Dear Bigots,

If you do not bend to our will and say whatever we force you to say, the entire people of alphabet will come after you with everything we have.

How can you prove your solidarity and escape utter annihilation?  Easy!  Your Dungeon Master must have either a woman's penis or man's vagina in their mouth at least 50% of every D&D session (while also masked, obviously) or else we will petition Wizard of the Coast to replace all fighter combat techniques with queer Socialist BIPOC feats such as White Terrorist Leather Daddy Wealth Redistribution which will result in all gold pieces belonging to straight and white characters forced into the rainbow pouches of LGBTQIAPK2S+ characters.  

We will also inform your employers that you care more about Armor Class than activism!  Such an astonishing claim of social justice not being at the very center of your life will cause them to fire you so you'll be out of a job and will have to accept free money from the Biden administration as the economy gets hit with both hyperinflation and a second great recession going into 2022.

Just remember, 90% of tabletop gaming enthusiasts are not welcome in our community.  All of you not bending the knee are OUT!  Our safe spaces are not for you - they only exist for the 10% who absolutely refuse to accept reality!  Remember, we only viciously attack you because we care.

Sincerely,

Trans rights are more important than your right not to be threatened by radical-leftist extremists

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